Followers

2010/09/04

Funny Twilight Parody Pics:

     
     These cacked me up.








































































































































































































































































If you hate your damn computer...

Alright, well, you don't even wanna KNOW how many times I would stare at my computer screen, with a pure look of disgust, and start swearing my mouth off. Hell, when I was drunk, I threw my laptop out the apartment window. It was terrible.
So I have a plan. All of us, the United Haters of Damn Bitchy Computers (UHDBC), will kick the computer to it's immediate death where it shall even PLEAD with us to save it. But we will laugh.
So please join us. Kill our computers. Form wars and mobs with computer companies and make our computers faster.

Imagination is Shit

Imagination is Shit- Official's Say (Meaning I):
        Today, my family was on my nerves. My dad owes me $120 bucks that he 'borrowed.' My mom wore my flip flops and she stepped in mud, ruining what exactly? My flip flops! But today, as a pissed girl, my little sister made me the angriest. With the worst thing on Earth. Not stress. Not flip flop damage. She used the worst tool on this very damned planet.
      Imagination.
      And while I'm at it, fuck Barney and his friends who earned the top of my enemy list.
      My parent's went outta town for some mysterious reason (O_o?) and I was babysitting my little baby sister Ellizabeth, my devil sister (>:)= my sister) Emma, and my older brother Rodney was helping me. If you call playing with pencils, pretending they're action figures helping of course. Did I mention my brother's 18?!?!?!
      Emma was drawing little pictures while she was watching 'Yo Gabba Gabba' (It's embarressing how I know this stuff DX). She started draweing pictures.
      ABout ten minutes later, my sister comes up to me smiling.
        What Emma? Im kinda busy.
Look atm pretty picture
...Alright. Fine.
       So I look at it, and I'm insulted. Shit about me on the floor nest to a grinning EMma with a gun. I have x's for eyes and I'm frowning.Next to ne is a sign saying 'RIP' and my name misspelled on it.
      That just shows you how well me and my family...bond together.